my sweet Ewan has tattoos?! oh sweet mother of Jabba, the boner i have right now is out of control
Every new thing I learn about Ewan makes him more magical jerk-it fodder than the last thing I learned about him. Have you ever seen the television show he made with a friend about riding motorcycles around the world? It’s called Long Way Round and it is so buttfucking charming and thought provoking that even if motorbikes or travel don’t interest you in the slightest, you’d still salivate from every orifice over Ewan graciously traipsing across the planet.
